So the power of veto Ceremony happened today and... well, if you don't want to be spoiled, skip the part after I rant about Ronnie and the rest of the beatific Big Brother housemates.
Ronnie is an idiot. A full-fledged, out and out idiot. I hate the way that CBS has painted him to be this "mastermind" of the game when he can't lie to save his wife's life. Back when he was chatting with Russell in the pantry about who let Braden know about the plan to ouster him, I wanted to kick my foot through the TV... or drive over to CBS Radford and just scream over the giant wall, "Ronnie is an idiot" over and over again.
The best part? Ronnie will get away with all of this. Why? Because the rest of the house are even bigger idiots than Ronnie. He's part of the "Brains" Clique. (Seriously, they should fire whoever it was at CBS that came up with this incredibly stupid concept; if you want to know how to do Big Brother and do it right, have them watch Big Brother UK: before anyone even entered the house, they made one girl shave her eyebrows and draw glasses and a mustache on her face... every day... for almost 40 days. Yes, that's right, 40 days.) Where was I? Oh yes, that's right, the rest of the house.
*sigh*
Can't we have some real fun and possibly... I don't know... stick them all in a bus and drive them off a cliff? Why do I keep watching this show? It makes my head hurt. Oh yes, I keep watching this show because of Laura and Jordan. I think you know where I'm going with this... at least there is some nice eye-candy in the house... oh what, I'm sorry, what's that? Oh yes, Ronnie strikes again.
If you've read this far, and don't want to be spoiled, then please stop reading and gander at the lovely ladies for a brief spell.
Why, Ronnie? Why?!?!!?
Ok, everyone still here? Thought so. Ronnie nominated Jeff and Laura. Why? Because Ronnie is an idiot. He thinks that he can impress the jocks and make them be his friend. I assure you, this will blow up in Ronnie's face. Why? Because the Jocks are intimidated by one thing only: someone smarter than them, which Ronnie is (but not by much). What will they do when they get power? I will be dollars to donuts that they'll put up Ronnie, or even better, back door the "Pregnant Man". He will rightly deserve this and I will do what I do when everyone else is evicted from the house: cheer until I'm hoarse and thank God that I'm one day closer to this fiasco being done.
Every summer, I hope and pray that the producers will finally get the show right and every year... I'm horribly disappointed. It's like I'm in an abusive relationship with CBS and Julie Chen. The Chen Bot abuses me in ways that I can't even begin to describe.
Sorry, I lost my sense of focus there... where was I? Oh yes, Ronnie the Great and Powerful. He puts up Jeff and Laura because he hates his own kind and what happens? Jeff wins the Golden Power of Veto. Good for Jeff, he's one of the least stupid people in the house. Take your fate in your own hands and say "F-you" to those, you know, actually playing the game. Jeff takes himself off the block and waits in great anticipation as Ronnie should nominate Russell, like he's been telling them for hours... or whatever. Does he? Of course not. He puts up Jordan.
Yes, you read that right. I'm beginning to seriously question Ronnie's ability to be attracted to women. He's putting up Laura and Jordan. One of them will be gone by Thursday. And I will have one less reason to keep watching this show.
God help me.
