Tonight's Big Brother gave us the inkling of a possible shake up in the game, but Rachel and Brendon's love story ended up being the main focus of the hour.
The house collected themselves after Cassi left the Big Brother house and by collected I mean they pretty much shrugged their shoulders and kept it moving. Right after Rachel, aka Princess Red Witch, won HOH, the Newbies balked in horror as the Vets took the lead again. Oh, now you are noticing that you guys are dropping like flies and should mobilize to take the house back! That's great, Newbies! You do also know that ship sailed the first week, right? Idiots.
Right after the competition, Jeff and Brendon discussed putting Dom and Adam back on the block. Meanwhile, Adam (who not too long ago was whining about the Newbies losing competitions) made a declaration to let Rachel and Brendon know that he's 100% down with whatever they have planned for the week. Why even bother, Adam? Why?
Not long afterwards, Adam ran up to Rachel and Brendon to throw Kalia and Lawon under the bus in terms of nominations. Rachel wasn't buying it. Next up to make deals and pledge allegiance to the Brenchal Rule was Lawon, of all people, who made no sense while pleading his case to Rachel, because he kept talking in circles and never stopped to make a clear and concise point. If this was an even more demented world, Rachel would've probably had Lawon beheaded for boring her and making her brain hurt trying to make sense of... him, period.
After learning that Dominic is a serious snoring beast in bed, it's time for the luxury competition and the annual Big Brother Plugging of a Paramount Movie or TV Show! The competition didn't deal with Have and Have Nots, granting everyone access to food and no slop for the week, which probably brought the House Guests together for all of one second. Later they walked into the backyard to see a red carpet set up and immediately started guessing which celebrity would walk through the curtain. When Joe Nobody finally walked out, the blank stares from the Hamsters were comical. While they didn't know who the guy was, the viewing public at home did. At least if you've seen the commercials for CBS's latest reality show Same Name featuring David Hasselhoff and... David Hasselhoff.
The Everyday David Hasselhoff gave the Big Brother Hamsters the gist of the game, which had them getting
three different clues/chances to guess which mystery celebrity would walk into the house. Somehow Jordan guessed it was The Hoff by the first clue, which only consisted of two bars of soap and ancient looking binoculars. How she came up with Baywatch is beyond me, but I applaud her fully. The dumbest guess of the night? Porsche's suggestion that the mystery celebrity was Michael Jackson. Yes, I'm not making that up.
The other funny thing about that guess was Rachel gave Porsche a hint, which pissed Brendon off royally. More on this later.
Eventually The Hoff is revealed as the guest and after the House Guests give him a tour of the house, he announces Jordan as the winner and that she gets to pick three people to share her prize of viewing Same Name in the HOH room. With Jeff being one of the obvious picks, Jordan also selects Shelly and Kalia to share her wealth with. Rachel did not like this at all, whining in her Diary Room interview that Jordan had pretty much lost her mind for not selecting the HOH to view the show. Seriously, Rachel, you have HOH! Chill out! Plus, are you really wanting to whine about not viewing another reality show? Turns out that the answer to that question is yes.
For about 15 minutes, Big Brother goes back and forth showing Jordan, Jeff, Kalia, and Shelly enjoying themselves in the HOH room, while Rachel and Brendon argued about Porsche getting the hint from Rachel and Rachel being a sore loser. The two love birds got so loud to the point that the other House Guests could unfortunately hear them. "We're not in couples rehab," quips Daniele in disgust. Amen, sister.
While Brendon and Rachel cried and threatened to either leave the game or put the other one up for eviction, the two finally come to the conclusion that they still love each other for now. Gag me. Later, Dominic comes into the little Purple Room and starts talking strategy with Brenchal, offering up a new foursome alliance of Brenchal, Daniele and himself. The plan he wants to implement is to get Jeff and Jordan on the block, which Rachel and Brendon are down for given that they had been shafted by the Js two weeks in a row. However, I don't think Rachel fully trusts Dominic, but it's the best thing at the moment right?
Dominic went straight to Daniele, whose master plan of getting Brenchal and the Js to turn on each other is working in her favor. She goes to the HOH room to further put a wedge in between the two power Vets. After doing enough damage, Jeff walks in to see if Brenchal were okay with Jordan not inviting them to the Same Name viewing. Rachel and Brendon plays it off, but we know that they are still pissed about the whole scenario.
After some false deliberations on who to put on the block, Rachel plays it straight and nominates Adam and Dominic for eviction again, claiming that it is strictly strategic. I smell an epic backdooring coming. But will Rachel have the balls to carry it through?
What did you guys think about tonight's Big Brother?
Great recap. Brendon and Rachel are really off the chain. They are so spoiled it is amazing.