Bones

Noise.  Lots of noise.  There is also a lot of shouting and music but I don't understand any of it.  Oh, there are also subtitles.  No wonder I don't understand - it's all in Norwegian.  Okay, so "Bones and Booth Go to a Concert" starts in Norway where a bunch of metal fans are going nuts at what looks to be an underground club.  At the back of the venue, a dark-haired civilian not-Bones is talking to an armed, uniformed not-Booth.  In Norwegian.  Not-Booth is saying that they got a tip that the skeleton on the cross on the stage might be human.  Not-Bones says she needs to get a closer look.  The fearless duo push through the crowds until they are at the stage.  Non-Bones says the skeleton is indeed human and is not just a prop right about the time that the band spot the cop.  All hell breaks loose.  Well, not quite that bad.  Let's just say that not-Booth's riot gear gets a work out.

The next time we see the crucified skeleton is in the Jeffersonian because the Norwegians just don't have the experience with murders, skeletons, and forensic anthropology.  Plus the fact that the skeleton's orthodonture indicates he was an American.  Not to mention the small detail that the skeleton started off in the States before it was stolen before "Skale" (Norwegian for "skull") (yeah, like I'm going to find the little accent thingy on this keyboard)  stole it from a death metal band before they left for their Norwegian tour.

Intern Clark Edison is back.  Clark-baby, you are moving up in the rotation.  I didn't expect to see you for at least one more week.  Clark and Cam are discussing evidence that may be on the skull.   There is a joke about Bones being able to say "ska--leh" in a proper accent and Cam not being able to, but it kind of floundered so I'll let it go.

The skeleton is in a blood eagle position; the ribs were broken at the spine and spread to look like an eagle.  I am learning much too much about torture methods this season, thank you very much.  You can stop any time, show.   On the up side, the ribs were broken post-mortem, so the victim wasn't really tortured.  That little tidbit is still not going to help me sleep.

Booth is large and in charge at the FBI offices.  He tells another FBI agent to get him information on the entire metal music scene in DC.  A voice from the past tells him it won't be that easy.  Hey, it's Dr. Gordon Wyatt, Sweets's predecessor and the proud owner of a Booth-built barbecue.  "Long time, no see," Booth greets his old friend.  He's surprised to see him because he thought Gordon was on loan to Interpol.   Gordon says he's back and will be seeing Sweets to give an interview on the book that Sweets is writing about Bones and Booth.

Angela brings Cam the facial reconstruction of the skeleton.  Angela thinks the boy looks like a puppy.  "A 278 pound puppy," Cam adds.  Their humanity shows when they sadly say that the body was never embalmed or buried in a sanctioned grave.  The poor puppy was crucified for entertainment.  That is sad.