I really, really hate it for those kids. Their once-likeable dad has gone off the deep end in a very big way, and their never-likeable mom is getting paid to complain about it. At least, that's how I feel about it. In fact, the only likeable people left on TLC, besides Kat Von D and the Roloff family, are those eight little children, who are destined to never have a normal childhood because of their attention-starved parents.

But I digress.

TLC…

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Well, the inevitable has happened.  Since TLC was forced to scrap one of its most lucrative shows, Kate Plus 8 (Formerly Jon & Kate Plus 8), somebody had to pay – and that someone is Jon Gosselin.  TLC opened fire on Gosselin legally today, suing the reality dad come professional d-bag for massive breach of contract.  Most amusingly, they are still holding him to the exclusivity terms of the agreement.  Add that to the fact that the court has…

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I told Jon (co-owner of this site) that I was absolutely, positively not writing another article about the Gosselins, even if it did get us into a CNN story.  But then news broke today and Jon, who wields his power like a fascist dictator, all but ordered me to write this article.  *Sigh*    You know why?  Because YOU read these stories.  Our readers eat them up.  So whoever says "not another Gosselin story" can't blame me.  Blame yourselves (or…

Read: TLC Cancels Jon & Kate Plus 8 (for reals….hopefully)

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A Judge has ordered Jon Gosselin to return over $180,000 to a bank account he shares with soon-to-be-ex-wife Kate Gosselin. Predictable, of course, since both of them had been ordered to leave the money alone.

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Gosselin weary yet? Jon Gosselin has taken to the airwaves to plead his case concerning that supposed 'stolen' money. In a nutshell, the media darling claims that Kate is lying. Ouch. On that note, the accusation does raise a few eyebrows. As has been famously reported numerous times, the Gosselin's brought in around $75k per episode of Jon & Kate Plus 8. Does anybody else find it a bit weird that they would only have amassed $231k in cash?

Jon…

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Everybody's favorite douche, Jon Gosselin, has had a banner week! For those who didn't know, TLC finally took Jon up on his efforts to get booted from his contract; well, sort of.  What they did was announce plans to keep Jon muzzled by removing him from Jon & Kate Plus 8, but maintaining their exclusivity over his, er, talents.  Obviously this did not settle well with free-wheeling Jon.

First, he took action to drag out his divorce from Kate, which…

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I'm so sick of writing about the Gosselins (yes, even despite the fact that it got us a mention on CNN).   So why am I writing about the latest development?  Well, it's a slow news day and I'm really, really bored.  Also, because I love being right.  And if you also labelled Jon Gosselin as a petty, immature fame-wh*re then you were right too.  Good for us!

So Jon Gosselin basically got his walking papers from TLC, who told him…

Read: Jon Gosselin (Now With More Petty Revenge!) Tells TLC to Take a Hike

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Remember how Jon Gosselin is a douchebag and started traveling the world with his young girlfriend who he may/may not have had an affair with and all those other girls coming out of the woodwork to say they've slept with Jon (gross) since he broke up with Kate?  (Exhibits A, B, C and D).  No?  Well, TLC remembers.  They remember it really well.

So well, in fact, that they've basically kicked him off his own show.  A while ago Jon was…

Read: A Cautionary Tale – or, How Jon Gosselin Got Kicked off His Show

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Either the famous Ed Hardy designer is beginning to back-peddle, or Jon Gosselin is much more of a loser than anyone could have imagined.  E!Online, who scored the interview with Gosselin's girlfriend Hailey Glassman where she badmouthed everyone from TLC to the Jon and Kate Plus 8 viewers, sat down with Christian Audigier and put him on the hot-set over alleged plans to use Bad-Boy Gosselin and his plus 8 to market a line of children's duds.  They made…

Read: Breaking: Jon Gosselin Bamboozled Christian Audigier?

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Jon Gosselin’s behavior has been sort of an enigma lately, one might say it is the defacto enacting of that great aphorism “biting the hand that feeds you.”  Well, as it turns out that may be truer than anyone would have thought – Jon has every reason in the world to get fired off Jon & Kate Plus 8.  As a matter of fact, I think you should all start getting a feel for the new title: Kate Plus…

Read: Jon Gosselin Wants TLC to Fire Him?!

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Okay, so technically he may be right. Jon Gosselin, AKA the world's oldest teenager, scoffed at the notion that his behavior is due to a mid-life crisis – he's only 32 after all.  Of course, some may consider 64 a ripe old age for a cig-chomping meat-eater who engages in promiscuous sex – but the accepted  definition of 'mid life' is actually between 40 and 65, somehow I doubt Gosselin will see 130. [Ed's note: Yes I realize I…

Read: Jon Gosselin Meltdown – "I'm not middle-aged!"

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