Lester speaks to the gathered masses in the Buy More, telling them that they cannot get their game yet. First, they will be treated to some slam poetry and Jeff's kung fu exhibition.
Unsurprisingly, this does not go over well. Underneath the store, Casey finds Hugo in the air duct, and brings him upstairs to the roof where a military helicopter will arrive to take Hugo and Heather to Yucca Mountain. Up on the roof ("when this old world starts getting me down / and people are just too much for me to face"), Heather refuses to talk about Frost. Sarah asks Chuck if he is OK, and he responds that he's "all good." Sarah can tell Chuck's true "all good"s from fake ones, and this one was very much in the latter category. Chuck is worried about what Sarah wants to talk to him about, and he needs to find out what Heather knows about his mother. Their conversation is cut short, however, by the arrival of the helicopter. As it is landing, Casey notices that Hugo is smiling. Armed guards emerge from the helicopter, but Casey senses something is wrong. He orders Sarah and Chuck to take cover just as the guards, Volkoff's men, open fire on them. Hugo opens a hatch on an air duct chute (I guess there was a discount on air ducts at TV Sets for Less), and slides down. Casey tells Chuck to go after him while he and Sarah take care of Volkoff's men.
Chuck jumps down the chute as Casey and Sarah take on gunfire. Casey is struck in the leg, causing him to seek shelter. One of the guards says that if they hand over Heather, they'll let Casey and Sarah live. Heather tells Sarah that she knows what Sarah is going to do (try to take on the guards, despite their better position on Sarah and Casey), so she should just turn Heather over. Sarah counters that Heather has no idea what Sarah wants or what she thinks. Sarah, against her better judgment, hands Heather a gun. The two spies jump out from their positions and take out a couple of the guards. Heather then turns her gun on Sarah, but she shoots behind her and kills the last of Volkoff's men. Heather is a bit upset that she is now out of bullets, with none for Sarah.
Downstairs, the Spy Attack crowd is getting restless, chanting "We Want the Game!!" Chuck corners Hugo in the air duct, but Hugo taunts his shooting skills. Chuck assures him that he's quite handy with a gun now, but Hugo points out that they are right next to a gas line: if Chuck misses, the whole building will explode. With that, the duct begins to shake. Chuck points out that this section of the air duct was probably not built to withstand 400 pounds, so, since Hugo is most of that 400 pounds, he should back out. Upstairs, the video game nerds continue to shout. Morgan tries to quell the crowd, but he is scooped up and crowd surfed away from the stage as a riot begins. The shaking from upstairs causes the air duct to collapse into the storeroom cage (as previously seen in the series staging many fights and Morgan breaking his thumbs in last season's finale).
Chuck and Hugo scramble to their feet, but Hugo is able to grab Chuck in a choke hold. Chuck flashes some ninja moves, and runs up the side of the cage, flips over, and brings a stack of shelves down upon Hugo. Chuck grabs a hammer and Hugo a fire extinguisher, as they continue to duel. As this fight rages on, the riot upstairs rages on as well. Morgan tries to calm everyone, but in the bustle, the engagement ring flies from his hands. He drops to his hands and knees to find it, but it is summarily kicked further from his reach. Big Mike finds Lester and tells him to go to his car and grab the bag inside. He grabs Morgan and slaps some sense into him. Morgan admits that he lost the ring, but Big Mike doesn't care at the moment. It's time to restore order to the Buy More.
Chuck jumps onto Hugo's back to try to choke him out, but Hugo let's himself fall backwards to drive Chuck through a table (in the best of wrestling fashion). Chuck is dazed, so Hugo escapes into the store. There, Big Mike has taken the stage and shouts the crowd into silence. He says it doesn't matter that they didn't get their games. Even better than that, they had the opportunity to ditch their lives for a week as they waited in line, talking about video games with their friends. "The violence ends now!" Big Mike demands, as those gathered fall into line. Hugo, though, has made his way to the store floor and pushes through the crowd, causing a disturbance. Big Mike orders Hugo to stop. Hugo does, turns around, and threatens Big Mike with physical pain if he stays in Hugo's way. Big Mike, however, is prepared. He takes his "disco stick" out of the bag Lester retrieved, extends it, and shocks Hugo into submission. Chuck arrives immediately thereafter to secure Hugo.
In Castle, Casey has his leg wrapped. Sarah asks if he's going to take any vacation. He doesn't think so, because he can't stand the silence, but when Sarah prods him by asking whether this would be a good time to connect with family, Casey does admit he may take the time to figure out what his role is in Alex's life. He continues, turning the tables on Sarah, and telling her that she needs to do the same with Chuck, so they can all get back to normal, "whatever that is." As Heather is led out by some (real) government agents, she stops to tell Chuck that she met Frost on Operation Beacon. She dropped out of the mission when she blew the arms deal and ran from Volkoff. She did see that Frost was very close to Volkoff, though she wasn't sure of Frost and Volkoff's relationship; it was possible that Frost "had to be." Chuck leads the guards out with Hugo. Heather lags behind and tells Sarah that it is clear Chuck loves her, so Sarah needs to figure out if she is really in love with him.
Upstairs, the Buy More staff begins to clean the store. Morgan tells Big Mike that he has looked everywhere, but he can't find the ring. He does, however, have the Ass. Man.'s vest if Big Mike is interested. Big Mike says Morgan shouldn't give him that "sacred vestment" just because he feels bad about the ring. Morgan says that Big Mike is the best one fore the job, but he understands if he won't accept the job because of the ring. Big Mike Assuages his fears. Marriage is about understanding and love, even one's "idiot relations," Big Mike tells Morgan. He will gladly become the new Ass. Man. In turn, Morgan gives Big Mike his blessing to marry his mother. "Son!" Big Mike shouts, grabbing Morgan in a tight bear hug. As he does, one of the Buy More employees accidentally sweeps the ring into an air duct, and it slowly slides down the chute.
Finally alone, Chuck asks Sarah if it is time for their chat. She tells him that his mention of kids scared her. As the ring slowly makes it's way down the chute, Sarah tells Chuck that the day has made her realize, however, that she isn't like Heather. Yes, she may have been at one point, but no longer. She loves Chuck very much, but they do need to take things slower. Chuck smiles and assures her that he's not ready for kids yet either. He wants to take thing "super slow." They agree to start small, and set some parameters. Chuck gives Sarah the following situation: they are on a trip, and one of them forgets a toothbrush. Can they share the other toothbrush? Sarah replies in the affirmative, with a smile. What about going to the bathroom with the door open. Sarah laughingly replies, no, never! Chuck heartily agrees. At that moment, the ring falls from the air duct and lands behind Chuck. Hearing a sound, Chuck spins around and gets down on one knee to pick up the ring. He looks up at Sarah, realizes the position he is in and jumps up. The two stand shocked, mouths agape that eventually turn into smiles. Nothing is said besides "Oh..." and "wow!" With that, the episode ends (but not before I include the clip of the ending because it is too perfect to describe in just words).
Commentary
To be honest, I thought this was not a great episode of Chuck, until it was saved by the last two minutes. The story idea was fine, and it was great to have Hugo and Heather back (again, who knew Nicole Richie could really act?!?), but the execution seemed really off to me. First, the Buy More story, other than reintroducing Big Mike, was a complete waste of time. It didn't connect to the A Story in any way, other than being a location for Hugo to be caught. I have always felt Chuck is better when the plots are intertwined in some way -- thematically, if not literally. This seemed like a way to just have Jeff and Lester in an episode instead of making actual use of them.
Which leads me to another complaint: Jeff and Lester. I know they've only been back for two episdoes, but they seem more annoying than usual. I have never had a problem with their more absurd actions, but I get a feeling that they are just not necessary to the show anymore. I can sum it up this way: I am always much more disappointed when Ellie and Devon aren't in an episode, than I am when Jeff and Lester aren't there. At least they didn't break out a Jeffster! song, which is where I thought the show was going last night. Don't get me wrong, I love Jeffster! performances, but they were overdone last season, and I was fearful that would have happened this week, too.
Third, it's official. The Greta joke has bombed. It is clear to me now that the idea behind Greta was to simply use the character to bring in guest stars in a hope to boost ratings. What other explanation is there? The character gets three or four lines that have no bearing on any plot, and disappear in the first third of the episode. Further, the lines Greta is given aren't that funny. I hope this character goes away soon, or is really beefed up into something important.
What saved the episode for me though, was the stuff going on between Chuck and Sarah, and especially the end. Yes, we've seen Sarah display hesitations about her and Chuck's relationship a million times before, but it was different here. Here, her concerns were based squarely in a non-spy reality. True, Heather said that spies can't have normal lives, but what was really bothering Sarah was the speed in which her relationship was moving. God knows I had the same concerns in my dating days, so this really rang true for me, as I'm sure it did for many people. Then we received that final moment with the ring. Zachary Levi and Yvone Strahovski have always exhibited great chemistry and fine acting, and both were fully on display in the last scene. Their looks of shock, but also questioning whether he would ask and would she say yes(!) were spot on and very well played. We saw in the preview for next week that Morgan is going to ask Chuck directly about whether he would have asked, so I', very much looking forward to seeing how this plays out. This was very well executed, so kudos to all involved.
Alright, that's what I have for "Chuck vs. the Cubic Z." What did you think of the episode? How perfect was the final scene? Did you like having Stone Cold Steve Austin and Nicole Richie back? How do you think Big Mike will take to working under Morgan? Please leave your questions, comments and theories below or in our Chuck Forum. If you'd like another take on this episode, check out Brittany's review. I'll be back next week with another recap. Until then, I'm off to get authority to use the Storage Closet for what I use it for.
