Dancing With the Stars is heating up people - and I don't mean the dancing. Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino just cannot shake the hate from the judges - after busting his tail, allegedly, Situation scored a measly 12. That's right, a 12. The judge's scores are half of the equation, but it will be difficult if not impossible to overcome that deficit - looks like The Situation may be headed back to the Jersey Shore. Situation made news by throwing a diva fit and ditching the sound stage for the parking-lot where he had to be subdued by his sycophants, er, friends.
Despite the low score, it is unlikely Sorrentino will be voted off tonight - but his fan support will plateau as more celebs get the axe. At this point, The Situation doesn't look like he will be absorbing a high enough percentage of favorite-less voters to stay in the game
Here's the rest of the results:
Jennifer Grey and Derek Hough. All of the dancers were scored for technical skill, and a separate score for performance. Jennifer and Derek got the first 10's of the season for their Argentine tango with a final score of 56. 4 ten's away from perfect. Chance of being ejected: nada.
Bristol Palin and Mark Ballas. What happened to abstinence? This duo was ripping clothes off left in right in a symbolic display that was far from the message Palin gives teens regarding keeping your clothes on. Their Rumba received a technical score of 18 and a performance score of 14, for a total of 32. Chance of being ejected: you wish. Possible bottom three.
Kyle Massey and Lacey Schwimmer also danced the rumba, and Kyle proved to be a worker in the rehearsal footage - not so much on the dance floor.. Their technical score was 18 and their performance score was 22, which gives them a grand total of 40 points. Chance of being ejected: Welcome to the bottom three Mr. Massey.
Brandy and Maksim Chmerkovskiy. Brandy has apparently been taking Bristol's advice to heart because she claims she has not been with anyone for 6 years (!) - she attributes her lack of sexiness to this. Cripes. So Maksim decides they need some time to work on her sense of romance, so he takes her to a bar. No Nachos! The field trip pays off and for their Rumba their technical score was 22 and their performance score is 26, 48 points total for them. Chance of being ejected: Yeah ... right.
Rick Fox and Cheryl Burke danced the Argentine tango. I still think the size difference here begs aggressive mocking, the judges disagree and give the duo a technical score of 19 and a performance score of 20, so they got 39 points. Chance of being ejected: No chance in hell.
Kurt Warner and Anna Trebunskaya also danced the rumba, and it appears the two have broken up - not that they were ever together, but it really looked like they were bitter rivals out there. Kurt was very hands off and was that frustration I saw on Anna's face? Not a good time to be dispassionate. Their technical score was 15 and their performance score was 19, so they end up with 34 points. Chance of being ejected: Very good.
Florence Henderson and Corky Ballas also danced the rumba, and this was doomed from the beginning. This is a night all about the sexy and ... EW! Sorry, but this is just hard to do and despite their efforts Henderson and Ballas wound up being tacky. Their technical score was 17 and their performance score was 18, so they got 35 points. Chance of being ejected: Highly Likely.
Audrina Patridge and Tony Dovolani performed the Argentine Tango, and hello! Did someone say Sexy? I still think that despite her apparent position as a dark horse, Audrina has a chance of winning this thing. The judges spoke to her more like they were fine tuning a pro than giving advice to a fish out of water. Audrina has the charisma and the ability, does she have the fame? Their technical score was 24 and their performance score was 22, which gave them 46 points. Chance of being ejected: Not happening.