Dancing With the Stars: All-Stars – Double Elimination LIVE Results!

Huge night for Dancing With the Stars: All-Stars fans with two celebs going home tonight.  We are here to bring you the results live, so refresh often this post will be updated constantly.

To bring you up to date, the bottom scoring couples were Kelly Monaco and Val Chmerkovskiy with 43, Kirstie Alley and Maksim Chmerkovskiy with 40 total points, and Bristol Palin and Mark Ballas at the bottom with 37.5 total points.  Despite all logic and reason, Bristol and Mark avoided the bottom three last week despite their scores.  And you’ll recall I had to ingest a yummy Dancing With the Stars: All-Stars recap because my prediction that Bristol would go home was foiled by those sneaky viewer votes.  Will she have similar luck this week?  Conventional wisdom says: there is no conventional wisdom.  Last week we had an entirely new and surprising bottom three from the previous week, and there is every possibility that tonight’s Dancing With the Stars: All-Stars will repeat, but with double the stakes.

After a somewhat lengthily recap  of yesterday’s scores and dances, the live results how is off.  Not surprisingly, the encore dance is Shawn Johnson and Derek Hough.  After an hour of recap, do we really need more recapping?

First Group: 

Melissa Rycroft and Tony Dovolani – Safe
Gilles Marini and Peta Murgtroyd – Safe
Emmitt Smith and Cheryl Burke – Safe
Kirstie Alley and Maksim Chmerkovskiy – Jeopardy!
Shawn Johnson and Derek Hough – Safe!
Drew Lachey and Anna Trebunskaya – Jeopardy!
Apolo Anton Ohno and Karina Smirnoff –  Safe!
Kelly Monaco and Val Chmerkovskiy – Safe!

First couple eliminated tonight on Dancing With the Stars: All-Stars: Drew Lachey and Anna Trebunskaya

WOW.  Totally shocking.  A champion has fallen.  Drew won season 2.  He says he came back because it was fun and he regrets nothing.  Note to Drew:  You still LOST!

Now one first for Dancing With the Stars: All-Stars is they get to choose dances for one another next week:

 

  • Bristol and Mark pick Bollywood for Gilles Marini and Peta Murgatroyd.
  • Kirstie and Maks pick Disco for Sabrina Bryan and Louis Van Amstel.
  • Helio and Chelsie pick Mambo for Shawn Johnson and Derek Hough.
  • Kelly and Val pick Bolero for Emmitt Smith and Cheryl Burke.
  • Melissa and Tony pick Hip Hop for Apolo Anton Ohno and Karina Smirnoff.
  • Apolo and Karina pick the Jitterbug for Melissa Rycroft and Tony Dovolani.
  • Emmitt and Cheryl pick Contemporary for Kelly Monaco and Val Chmerkovskiy.
  • Shawn and Derek pick Broadway for Helio Castroneves and Chelsie Hightower.
  • Sabrina and Louis pick Charleston for Kirstie Alley and Maksim Chmerkovskiy.
  • Bristol Palin and Mark Ballas get Rock and Roll by default…

Next elimination!

Sabrina Bryan and Louis Van Amstel – Jeopardy!
Bristol Palin and Mark Ballas – SAFE!
Helio Castroneves and Chelsie Hightower – Jeopardy!

You do realize that if Bristol stays, it will be a crime against dancing?  Really America?  Bristol is better than Sabrina?

Final elimination of the night: Helio Castroneves and Chelsie Hightower

Shock and boos from the audience.  Really crazy end, looks like we will have to endure Bristol indefinitely, AGAIN. Damn you Dancing With the Stars: All-Stars!


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