Who Is The Fairview Strangler on 'Desperate Housewives"? The Anti-Critic Thinks He Knows…

So after last night's airing of the eighth episode on Desperate Housewives, I think we might know who our strangler is.

No. It's not Nick ('Nic) Bolen, nor is it ANY of the Bolens.

It is Emily's (last night's victim) co-worker at The Coffee Cup, Eddie, who just happens to be the guy who's car Susan used to nearly crush Danny Bolen. Yeah, remember that kid? Same actor.

Kinda random isn't that, Mark, and stretchy random at that…

Yes it is, but think about it… It totally makes sense. Again, this is all speculation. I will be first to own up if this theory is not true, but all I ask is for you to hear me out. DH is known for throwing red herrings, what good mystery doesn't have them? Plus, your boy recognizes faces pretty darn well, so there. How can this not be more than a convenience?

So let me shut my trap and list the reasons why, along with the obvious, that Eddie, Danny's 'friend' is The Fairview Strangler.

1) Julie frequents the shop, which gives the guy a place to pick his victims.

2) He had Emily do a chore that he could have easily done himself when he saw her flirting with Nick (Nic) and he was holding a garbage bag. Talk about a huge "HERE I AM!!!!" in that detail.

3) Before Emily was attacked, she asked the person if they forgot something, which A) clearly signified she knew the person and B) is not something you ask a customer at closing. Believe me, after working retail, a fast food place and the library for years, you don't ask someone if they forgot something at closing. Instead, you would tell them that you are closed and go by your merry way.

4) The guy knows the Bolens, which could give him an easy cover. Blame it on the newbies.

Other than these clues, why else would they have the same guy who played Danny's friend to work to at the place of the second strangulation? Again, more than a coincidence in my book.

What do you guys think?