Okay, so technically he may be right. Jon Gosselin, AKA the world's oldest teenager, scoffed at the notion that his behavior is due to a mid-life crisis - he's only 32 after all. Of course, some may consider 64 a ripe old age for a cig-chomping meat-eater who engages in promiscuous sex - but the accepted definition of 'mid life' is actually between 40 and 65, somehow I doubt Gosselin will see 130. [Ed's note: Yes I realize I am playing loose with the literalism here - don't be such a prude.]
Gosselin seems to be in a sort of melt down right now. His own kids had a minor freak-out at their fathers new 'hip' image. TLC spared no expense in blurring out the Ed Hardy shirt he wore this week - must have pissed off his new friends in France - and Jon himself responded to his critics with what I like to call a "sickening display of male-diva incredulity."
"I've always loved motorcycles, and cars, and, uh, fast things, and I have four tattoos. That's the way I've always been expressing myself. Things are just coming out a lot more now. This is who I am, and this is who I'm going to be."
In other words, Jon's sixteen-year-old-boy fantasies of living like a rock star and having women swoon over his ink and bitchin' rides was never tamed by the demands of his monster-sized family. La-who-ser. Somehow listening to his almost pathetic grasp to his 'individuality' makes his sneer of "I'm only 32" seem deluded. First of all, Jon, 32 isn't an age you are 'only,' it is well passed the milestone of absolute adulthood - where your devotion to fads (ed hardy t-shirts and earrings) should be giving way to the reality of your commitments as a husband and a parent. Only someone sadly clinging to their rapidly passing youth says they are "only" 32.
Right. Jon is an individual. Once he decides which individual he is we'll all be shocked. He is a weakling that changes with the wind. He read the tabloids that Kate was dominating him and he changed. He became a bad boy. Funny douchy Jon. Guess what, 32 IS old and lots of individuals wear Hardy clothes, have piercings and ink.
Right. Jon is an individual. Once he decides which individual he is we’ll all be shocked. He is a weakling that changes with the wind. He read the tabloids that Kate was dominating him and he changed. He became a bad boy. Funny douchy Jon. Guess what, 32 IS old and lots of individuals wear Hardy clothes, have piercings and ink.
This brings to mind the saying "Sticking a feather in your butt doesn't make you a chicken." Jon, sticking some earrings in your ears doesn't make you a young stud. You are a balding, beer gutted, sad individual. 29 is the age where you are supposed to have an existential meltdown and start clinging to youth, by 32 you should be all over trying to cover your years with motorcycles, trendy clothes, tats, and piercing. Grow up.
totally agree, he got to understand that he is 32 not 23, he isnt dating women his age he is dating young 20 year old girls. i wonder while when he is with "Glassman" if he is thinking of his kids, if they ate, what are they doing, if there hurt, i bet he dont even call for them, he is to busy drinking and running around like a teenager. I have always, always, always defended him but know i have to say i cant he is acting like a immature man, he didnt even wait to date after kate, that hurts any woman and he doesnt even care, thats just sad, i wonder how he would react when Kate finds a man in her life, i hope he hurts, i hope he feels the pain his kids feel when his kids calla another man daddy cuz he was to busy chasing girls in the city, i hope i never run into him he wouldnt like what i would say to him.
This brings to mind the saying “Sticking a feather in your butt doesn’t make you a chicken.” Jon, sticking some earrings in your ears doesn’t make you a young stud. You are a balding, beer gutted, sad individual. 29 is the age where you are supposed to have an existential meltdown and start clinging to youth, by 32 you should be all over trying to cover your years with motorcycles, trendy clothes, tats, and piercing. Grow up.
totally agree, he got to understand that he is 32 not 23, he isnt dating women his age he is dating young 20 year old girls. i wonder while when he is with “Glassman” if he is thinking of his kids, if they ate, what are they doing, if there hurt, i bet he dont even call for them, he is to busy drinking and running around like a teenager. I have always, always, always defended him but know i have to say i cant he is acting like a immature man, he didnt even wait to date after kate, that hurts any woman and he doesnt even care, thats just sad, i wonder how he would react when Kate finds a man in her life, i hope he hurts, i hope he feels the pain his kids feel when his kids calla another man daddy cuz he was to busy chasing girls in the city, i hope i never run into him he wouldnt like what i would say to him.
Notice how Ed Hardy's shirt was blurred out. TLC is obviously not supporting Jon's commercial crossovers. Too bad they couldn't blur out his doucheyness
Notice how Ed Hardy’s shirt was blurred out. TLC is obviously not supporting Jon’s commercial crossovers. Too bad they couldn’t blur out his doucheyness
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