So Best Week Ever.tv has announced that Ashlee Simpson-Wentz, fresh off her "firing" from Melrose Place, has landed a role in the long running Broadway play, Chicago, as the lead character, Roxie Hart.
Mark, you are obviously lying. This is not funny and it is cruel, because nobody in their right mind would put Ashlee Simpson on Broadway.
They said that Whitney Houston was America's Sweetheart and could do no wrong. And look what happened to her. In short, Hell has begun to freeze over so expect pigs to start flying next.
While Simpson-Wentz didn't affect me to a slow screeching death while watching her on Melrose Place, I still can't see how she went from MP trollop to Broadway starlet. As fellow TVO writer/staff member Clarissa says about the abomination situation, "I love Chicago. I love the movie. I love the soundtrack… and this is wrong on so many levels. I can't even count to the number of levels this is wrong on."
I couldn't have said it better…
Your thoughts?
Source: BestWeekEver.tv

