The 20 Best Uses of R2-D2

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We’ve seen how ridiculous Darth Vader can get in his off hours, but what about a less menacing member of the Star Wars universe? R2-D2 might not talk, but my research has shown that he gets around more than any other Star Wars character. His portly shape has been replicated using an absurd number of materials, and he’s been put to work in jobs that range from demeaning to awesome.  If you want to truly see just how versatile this machine is, then have a look at our gallery.  These are the 20 best uses for R2-D2

Lego2-D2 Took Far Too Many Man Hours to Complete

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Mail2-D2 is Confused by His URL

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Paper2-D2 is Seriously Paper, Look Closer

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Beer2-D2 is Every Galactic Smuggler’s Best Friend

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Rust2-D2 Doesn’t Want to Be a Part of Your Crappy Band

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Darth2-D2 Finds Your Lack of Faith Disturbing

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Trash2-D2 Didn’t Go to Robot College for This

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Hat2-D2 Might Be the Best Star Wars Clothing Item You Can Wear (Suck It Boba Fett Hoodie)

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Cake2-D2 is Actually Edible, He Swears

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Projector2-D2 Shows Movies at George Lucas’s House

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Truck2-D2 Isn’t Sure If He’s Photoshopped

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Knit2-D2 Gets Molested by Your Cat When You’re Gone

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PC2-D2 Secretly Runs Linux

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Straw2-D2 Thinks He Got the Short End of the Product Placement Stick

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Shampoo2-D2 Doesn’t Believe He’s Actually Officially Licensed

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USB2-D2 is Shutting Down Trash Compactors on Level 4

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Table2-D2 is Afraid of Spills

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Tissue2-D2 Helps You Out After Repeated Viewings of Slave Leia

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Backpack2-D2 Not Actually Used by Hot Girls

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Fake2-D2 is Not the Droid You’re Looking For

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