Okay, so how dope does the new Marvel movie, Guardians of the Galaxy look? It is being directed by James Gunn, and looks like it has a really campy, energetic buzz to it. The big thing is that Chris Pratt from Parks and Rec plays the lead in the movie. His name in the movie? Star Lord. Say that a few times so you realize how incredibly cool (and self-aware for cheesiness) it is. Also, any movie where Vin Diesel plays a talking tree and Bradley Cooper stars as a talking raccoon is a movie I will see. Twice. Doesn’t hurt that I am a big fan of the comic. Well, have you guys seen when Guardians of the Galaxy meets Parks and Recreation? Well, you are about to. Buckle in. This gets awesome fast.
No matter what you think, you have no idea what you are in store for here. The thing that has me most excited about Guardians is Chris Pratt. His cocky meets naive energy he carries himself with is always fun to watch, and he looks like he is in full form here.
Okay, so it may only be the opening with one joke, but how well does that work? So well! Even that intro, man. I would watch the heck out of that show. I would watch that show’s entire run in one sitting on one weekend while gorging myself on snacks. Wait, that is how I watch everything.
Looks for Guardians of the Galaxy in a theater near you, very soon.
Also, I am legally changing my name to Star Lord, just so you all know.