Bachelor Brad and Emily – Splitsville Already

The Bachelor finale has hardly started cooling off and word has broken that Bachelor Brad and his ‘true love’ Emily have already split since filming. On ‘After the Final Rose’ Bachelor Brad admitted the couple ran into some problems in the cooling off period, and even endured one breakup. According to PopEater, the memories of studly Bachelor Brad winnowing through a harem of beautiful women didn’t sit well for Emily, and she views the ‘courtship’ of The Bachelor as one non-stop cheating session. In other news, Emily has apparently never watched The Bachelor. Interesting.

Let’s get one thing straight: poor Bachelor Brad, he’s so misunderstood. For those who have not figured it out, The Bachelor is not a sappy female skewed romantic ensemble piece. The Bachelor is male fantasy all the way. What man does not have fantasies of dozens of eligible and sexy woman falling all over themselves for his attention. What lengths do they go to when the cameras are on standby to assure themselves a place at the head of the line? For Bachelor Brad, the whole process of selecting a winner probably had less to do with finding true love than it did with living the dream, but I digress.

In addition to the rampant jealousy, it appears that – according to Popeater – Bachelor Brad has a bit of a temper as well. That’s right, he’s not the sensitive guy he made himself out to be. Rumor has it Bachelor Brad was trying valiantly to get his hot-head under control to make things work, but in the end it just wasn’t enough. Awwww….


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