We're headin' to Africa, y'all!
Well, not "we" as in you and me, sadly. (I'm a fabulous travel buddy, if I do say so myself.) The Real Housewives of Atlanta will be packing up their weaves and side eyes and making the almost day-long flight to South Africa tonight. You know what that means?
A whole lot of preparation.
Before any great battle royale happens, each fighter must get in their last minute training, so as to ensure victory. NeNe's plan to dominate the rest of these fools? Bring in reinforcements. Namely, Marlo Hampton, ATL "socialite", member of city "It Couple" with Charles Grant, and all around shady character. After patching things up last week, mostly due to their mutual love of money and brand name goods, NeNe and Marlo (Nelo?) have some tall sista solidarity going on, just in time for the big vacay. And let's be real, there was no way either lady was going to miss a huge trip like this, especially since the vacation trip on any self-respecting "wives" show is always chock full of crazy.
Expect one (or both) to get to hollerin' before the plane makes it to Orlando.
The other members of The Real Housewives of Atlanta are less worried about who they're going to check and more about getting people to check them out, as Kim and Kandi are both feeling a little insecure about their bodies. However, they go about tackling that common challenge in different ways, with Kim wanting instant results without doing any work for it and Kandi hiring a trainer that turns into a drill sergeant pretty quickly. Kim's not going to Africa, mostly due to KJ's recent birth, but that's not stopping her from trying to combat her problem areas with a little wrapping (and some shade aimed at Kandi). It seems a little fruitless for Kandi to try to lose weight pre-Africa, particularly due to the fact that it was winter when they went, but if there's anything I've learned from 3+ seasons of The Real Housewives of Atlanta, it's that the booty can work wonders on any continent.
The Real Housewives of Atlanta airs tonight at 9:00 on Bravo.
MARLO HAMPTON will definitely be the next RHOA! Just a strong prediction I have!
Yeah I think Marlo and NeNe need to put others down to make themselves feel good. They are not classy like the other ladies. NeNe has truly changed a lot and thinks shes all that. She seems to be a troublemaker and her and marlo should try to be more classy like the other ladies. All about nothing and act like they filthy rich. Sit the hell down
NeNe (aka HeHe) needs to go. She is a bully and is always starting some craziness. And now she has company in Marlo (aka MarHo). Although MarHo can clean up good and I do like the high heels, she is straight ghetto and shady. She needs to go too. I wouldn't be caught dead with either of those skeezers. Just trouble.