OMG THE VAMPIRE DIARIES RETURNS TONIGHT!!!!!!!!
<rejoices by shooting confetti and other items in the air>
Are you NOT excited?!?!?! (If you aren't excited then you suck) I know I am! I am so excited that I decided to go against the wishes of my job by staying up late to give you a primer on the second half of the irresistible series, which has left me in a drought for the last month. I am sure you all are thirsty and ready to ravage the first frame of the show's freshness when it hits the screen tonight. So in respect of that, and for myself, I have managed to avoid all spoilers (which was a feat. TRUST ME!) and will remain to so do till tomorrow. What does that mean for this primer? NO SPOILERS! None whatsoever. This is just a refresher for those who are either new to the show or need a bit of a reminder of where we are in terms of the residents (living, dead, and undead) of Mystic Falls.
So are you ready to learn about the surroundings of Mystic Falls or just need a quick trip down memory lane? I promise I will contain my excitement (lies) and try to be as coherent as possible.
And I promise that I won't bite...

BRAVO! Great review, Mark!Tell me- I can ask now because the ep has already aired…was Jeremy actually in the car with Elena and her parents because way back when Vicki got Elena's pain meds left over from the accident…and tonight Stefan said he only had time to save Elena, and not her dad…so I was wondering if Jeremy was even accident.I can see Jeremy, New Girl and Alaric becoming the Scoobies of the twentytens….Oh, and I may be a bit squicked out if I find out that Grams and Stefan had a thing way back in '69…that would just be wrong. ;)Looking forward to tonight's recap!
I was just thinking that, too, Pixie about the accident. I am going to change that tidbit after finishing the recap, which should be done any moment! Stay tuned!!!
Man, I have to stop posting in the dark after really stressful days at work- look at all the typos!! *hangs head in shame*