We open at nighttime at the Fellowship of the Sun leadership camp. Jason is walking through the empty grounds and I think this is a dream. He enters a building and sees the various campers dead from a vampire attack. Someone jumps on his back and threatens to drain his blood. Turns out, though, that this was a big prank perpetrated by Luke the jerk and his merry men. Jason's very pissed that he was duped and then goes on to pontificate about vampires not being a joke and being on the side of the light.
At Bill's house we pick up where we left off: Bill and Sookie have arrived home to find Jessica and Hoyt canoodling on the couch. Hoyt is apologetic as Bill orders him out of the house, while Jessica is sulky and defensive and Sookie's trying to diffuse the situation. Hoyt leaves while Bill basically says he was trying to protect him from Jessica, the evil fiend. But Hoyt is too stupid to realize that Jessica's a crazy vampire and tells her so.
After he leaves, Jessica tells Bill that she was happy to make out with Hoyt, seeing as she was a virgin when she was turned. Jessica runs off, giggling like a school girl, while Sookie says she might actually like her new little "stepdaughter" and suggests they take her to Dallas with them.
Bill starts being a funny kind of sarcastic while Sookie suggests he teach Jessica about being a vampire and a human and he retorts that maybe he's not as good at it as she thinks. He eventually capitulates and agrees to take Jessica with them to Dallas.
Sam is swimming in the lake with Dawn, who may or may not be evil on account of the claw marks on her back that we saw in the last episode. The two of them flirt with each other and talk about the town. Sam mentions that he might be leaving soon, but he's not sure where he's going. Dawn invites him for pancakes and he spots the claw marks on her back as she pulls herself out of the lake.
Tara is talking to Sookie and she seems very out of sorts. Maryann comes by and Tara tells her about her plans to live with Sookie. Tara seems very uncomfortable while Maryann wonders why she would want to leave. Tara asks Maryann to tells Eggs she's left and the two hug goodbye.
