Back at the camp, Jason and Luke are arguing about the biblical origin of vampires, but both of them are so stupid it's nearly comical to watch them argue. Jason gets called to meet Steve Nolan. As he walks away he delivers the funniest line of the episode
Luke: There's one thing you can can count on - God will make sure evil get punished.
Jason: Yeah? Then explain Europe to me.
HA! Hilarious.
Jason goes to meet Steve, who's sitting in an ATV cocking a very large gun. Steve invites him to hop on and the two drive off.
At Sookie's house, Sookie hands Tara a birthday present: a photo of young Sookie, Tara and Gran. Tara asks why they're going to Dallas and Sookie lies and says Bill has business there, but Tara quickly realizes that the vampires want to use Sookie for her mind reading ability. Sookie tells Tara that she agreed to this to save Lafayette.
At the morgue, Sheriff Bud, cop Kenya and the coroner are looking over a dead body with gouge marks in its back, like Dawn has, except Dawn's not dead (mysteriously). Ah....we quickly realize the body is that of Miss Jeanette. The coroner reveals that the poison in the gouges paralyzed her, allowing something to carve out her chest.
Andy Bellefleur comes by, wanting to talk to Kenya about a report she did after Tara's car wreck. The coroner leaves and Andy starts talking about the mysterious pig he saw at Maryann's the night before. Bud quickly realizes that Andy is drunk and takes his badge.
