True Blood

We open with Andy Bellefleur running through the woods, still calling out for that damn pig.  Cut to Sam being held captive at the world’s largest orgy (I’m assuming….because I really have no experience with orgies).  Maryann’s off vibrating in the middle of a circle of undulators (as in, naked people who are undulating around her).  Tara tells Sam to give in and then Andy stumbles upon the naked party and fires off a shot (from his gun....get your minds out of the gutter!). This allows Sam to get away. Maryann, with her weird demon hands, gives chase, but Sam shape-shifts into a bird and flies away.

By the way, I’m sorry, again, for this late recap. Blame it on the long Canadian holiday weekend and my overall busy life. The goods news, however, is that I got my brand new MacBook (after my old one was destroyed....by me) and this is the first thing I’m typing on it. I love my MacBook.

When we get back from the credits, the undulators are now wailers, upset that their little party was interrupted. Andy holds a gun on as many naked people as possible. When Andy goes to confront his brother, Terry, Terry displays a large amount of strength and possibly breaks Andy’s wrist.

Sookie and Hugo are trapped in a cage/storage closet in the basement of the Fellowship of the Sun church. Sookie’s calling out for Godric, convinced that he’s nearby, while Hugo panics because of his claustrophobia. Isabel sure picked a wimpy human for her pet. Sookie is convinced there’s a vampire traitor in their midst and she and Hugo think it might be Stan. Sookie also believes that Bill will be coming for her and is worried what the Fellowship will do to him.

Bill’s not coming for anyone. He’s trapped in his hotel room by Lorena, who refuses to move. When he tries to get past her, she beats him down. Lorena says it’s been a long time since they were together and she’s missed him.