Some Rust Cohle Pick-Up Lines from True Detective

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The clever folks at SomeEcards have gone through the trouble of fashioning a whole line of Rust Cohle pick-up line cards to charm that special someone…with nihilism.

It’s an interesting contrast, putting up lady killer McConaughey with his grizzled alter ego in True Detective. Nearly all of these made me laugh, as classic pick-up lines are destroyed by the weirdness and wisdom of Rust Cohle.

I think that the finale of True Detective will end up being one of the most anticipated events of the TV season, and I’m sad that it appears we have to say goodbye to the character forever, as Rust and McConaughey won’t be back for season two. It’s going to be an entirely new mystery and cast moving forward.

Check out the full gallery of eCards here.

Paul Tassi is the Managing Editor of TVovermind and also manages the website Unrealitymag.com. He's contributed to major publications such as Forbes as well as BC Media Group properties.
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