There is something about reality television personalities that makes us hate these people a hell of a lot more than we do with fictional characters. Clearly it’s the idea that these are real people. And even though the shows are edited, it doesn’t matter. Just knowing there’s a chance they’re like this in real life? Screw that. It’s like, “how in the world are there real people that actually pull this crap?”
To dumb down a list like this to only ten people is probably a travesty. I know deep down that we’re talking hundreds if not thousands of people. So we really had to dig deep into the well here to come up with an all-time list. Obviously there are so many more people you can add so feel free to do so in the comments!
Anyway, here is a top ten list of the people who make me A. Want to vomit and B. Desire to commit murder….
Omarosa Manigault
Wow. I feel like she was one of the first “most annoying” reality TV show characters. Congratulations Omarosa! You managed to piss off nearly every single person in America with your selfish, annoying ways. Seriously, did anyone like her? She brought new meaning to the b-word and the worst thing was that she thought she was way hotter than she actually was. Actually, she’s not hot at all. Even years later, marrying a celebrity and the way she reacted after Michael Clarke Duncan’s death. There’s just something inherently evil about her.
The Entire Jersey Shore Cast Except Pauly D
Maybe Vinnie gets an exemption but it’s got to the point where every member truly sickened me. The Situation sucks. He’s a wimp now. He’s gotten fat and just sucks. JWOWW thinks she’s smart but she’s a moron. Deena is easily the rattiest most annoying person on the show. Snooki, won’t even go there. Ronnie and Sammi are….Ronnie and Sammi. The show went way downhill basically each season. Pauly D was far and away the most tolerable.
Kate and Jon Gosselin
Jesus Christ, how a show like that got so much press is beyond me. Yeah I get that they had a ton of kids but, really? Who cares? And now Kate Gosselin poses as like a “role model” figure? Oh my God! Kate changed her hairstyle. Kate lost weight? Seriously guys, who cares? How about teachers and firemen? Good Lord. At least Jon will never be employed again and certainly not be in a relationship. Surprised Kate doesn’t have her own show by now. Oh wait, she did.
Spencer Pratt
In July 2010, Heidi Montag had filed for divorce from Pratt, citing irreconcilable differences. However, in October 2010, the divorce was called off. The following November, Pratt announced that the divorce announcement was in fact a publicity stunt. You see, that’s just one of many many dirty moves this guy has pulled. I think it’s safe to say that 99% of males in America hate this guy more than life itself. What an absolute loser.
Donald Trump
“You’re fired!” We care buddy. I’m tired of anyone respecting Trump at all. It’s amazing that this piece of garbage makes a career out of bragging that he’s rich. I can’t see one redeemable quality about him. Not a single one. Well, his wife is extremely hot so I gotta respect that but then I ask myself, what’s up with her? All the money in the world wouldn’t help having to be with that dude. I don’t know. I hope it’s just his TV persona because it’s truly irritating. Nope, it’s not. And he’s running for President? Clearly I’m changing countries if he wins.
Beth from Real World 2
Anyone remember this one? It was the best Real World by far. It featured Dominic and Aaron? Ring any bells? And that funny little comedian David got kicked off because of Tami (who married Kenny Anderson). Anyway, Beth was the annoying one on this show. She felt like the snotty girl you always hate and she instigated constantly because of her own unhappiness. Truth is, she’s a pioneer in this role on reality TV. Way to go Beth. You’re a real trailblazer.
Shifty
Dude, you’re name is Shifty. And how many times do you really need to appear on Celebrity Rehab? Well, I guess three is the charm? I don’t know, the dude has some decent credits to his name for his musical career but come on bud, get it together.
Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie
Talk about pioneers. If not for them then crappy reality TV wouldn’t even exist. At least Paris is somewhat hot so I can kind of tolerate her but even so, watching the two of them on television together felt way worse than puking after a hangover. Not one interesting thing to say and God I hate rich girls that think they’re hotter than they are. It’s so frustrating to watch.
Khloe Kardashian
Nope, you’ll never be hot. And nope, you’ll never have anything even remotely valuable to say. And yes, your sisters are 100 times better looking than you.
Victoria Gotti
I had to add a mob wife show character. Plus she’s one of the pioneers of the annoying wives genre.
*Ah yes, also, anyone from anything related to real Housewives or wives or girlfriends of anything ever. Too many to list.
