J Lo Falls On Her Ass
If you heard a soft 'thud' in the distance last night, it was J Lo's famous behind hitting the stage at the AMA. Many have observed that the aging pop princess appeared overly self conscious, out of shape, and completely lacking in convincing lip-syncing skills last night - and as if to punctuate that assessment, J Lo blew a move and wound up falling on her ass.
The situation had some not-so-pleasant echos of Britney Spear's 'comeback' performance at the MTV awards show. J Lo can still eck out a decent pack of pop bubble gum but, despite looking great at 40, seemed tastelessly under-dressed, and over choreographed. There was no comfort level in J Lo's performance, and she seemed to be dashing between a procession of disharmonious dance steps that looked more like Salvador Dalí's take on interpretive dance than a music exhibition.
Sadly for J Lo, when you dub your performance a 'come back' and you end up falling on your ass, that is all people are going to remember. Considering her phenomenal success in the acting arena (J Lo is one of the highest paid actresses... evah), it's kind of sad she would even be looking to regain any of her status in the teeny bopper arena. Oh well.
Naturally, there is video of J Lo falling on her ass. If you are in a big hurry, or simply can't suffer through the hectic choreography and monotonous tempo, fast forward to 2:30-ish to see J Lo fall on her ass. To be fair, there is some question as to whether J Lo fell on her ass, or if it was a planned move that was just poorly timed.
not to mention she plagiarized Stevie Wonder all over the place… Part Time Lover…
not to mention she plagiarized Stevie Wonder all over the place… Part Time Lover…
“highest paid ‘ancestresses‘.”???
"highest paid 'ancestresses'."???
Who have thought that a professional performer such as JLo would slip o stage? Well, perhaps, no one, but as we all know “nobody’s perfect” so the incident is unintentional. She didn’t get injured, but when J. Lo falls at the AMAs is kind of a big thing, regardless. Luckily, the same part of her body that helped her become uber-famous has not only made her millions, it protects her when J Lo falls down on stage. She's just fine. Anyway, she has a hefty insurance policy on that piece of real estate of hers, so if she did need medical attention she wouldn’t need loans or anything.
Who have thought that a professional performer such as JLo would slip o stage? Well, perhaps, no one, but as we all know “nobody’s perfect” so the incident is unintentional. She didn’t get injured, but when J. Lo falls at the AMAs is kind of a big thing, regardless. Luckily, the same part of her body that helped her become uber-famous has not only made her millions, it protects her when J Lo falls down on stage. She's just fine. Anyway, she has a hefty insurance policy on that piece of real estate of hers, so if she did need medical attention she wouldn’t need loans or anything.
Between Janet’s crotch grabbing to Adam’s French kiss, it was difficult to see J Lo’s big butt, wholey hitting the dance floor. The whole AMA has morphed into a S&M perversion fest. Dick Clark would turn over in his grave if he wasn’t so well preserved with embombing fluids. Whitney’s shameless comeback crack tour and the gloved Jackson that almost forgot to mention his brother, while stroking his own ego… The Lady Gaga hangy thing in the front of her see through costume….
What a mess, and the sound was poor too.
Between Janet's crotch grabbing to Adam's French kiss, it was difficult to see J Lo's big butt, wholey hitting the dance floor. The whole AMA has morphed into a S&M perversion fest. Dick Clark would turn over in his grave if he wasn't so well preserved with embombing fluids. Whitney's shameless comeback crack tour and the gloved Jackson that almost forgot to mention his brother, while stroking his own ego… The Lady Gaga hangy thing in the front of her see through costume….
What a mess, and the sound was poor too.