Midseason 2009 Premiere Schedule

2009 Midseason Premiere ScheduleIf you’re at all like me, you dread the holiday season for one reason, and one reason only…bad television. Nothing sucks more after a long day of shopping at the mall, and wresting for parking places, than coming home, curling up on your couch, and being forced to watch Grandma Got Runover by a Reindeer. Granted, there are some classics I look forward to, but I’d take a Fringe or Lost holiday special over them all any day of the week (and holiday specials almost always suck!).

So, naturally I figured it was time to start talking about the quickly approaching midseason or winter premiere dates of our favoriate shows. A few of the shows just left us a day or two ago, while others have been missing for some time. So take a look at the list, block out some time on your blackberry or iphone, and don’t forget to set your DVRs. January is going to be FANTASTIC!

Sunday, January 4
8 PM 1 hr ABC Desperate Housewives Season 5 returns
9 PM 1 hr ABC Brothers & Sisters Season 2 returns
Monday, January 5
8 PM 1 hr ABC The Bachelor Season 13 premieres
1 hr NBC Superstars of Dance Series Premiere
1 hr CW Gossip Girl Season 2 returns
9 PM 1 hr CW One Tree Hill Season 6 returns
10 PM 1 hr ABC True Beauty Series Premiere
Tuesday, January 6
8 PM 1 hr ABC Homeland Security USA Series Premiere
1 hr NBC The Biggest Loser: Couples Season 7 premieres
1 hr CW 90210 Season 1 returns
9 PM 1 hr ABC Scrubs Season 8 premieres
1 hr CW Privileged Season 1 returns
10 PM 1 hr ABC Primetime Series Premiere
1 hr NBC Law & Order: SVU Season 10 premieres
1 hr FX Nip/Tuck Season 5 returns
Wednesday, January 7
8 PM 1 hr NBC Knight Rider Season 1 returns
1 hr CW Fear is Real Series Premiere
10 PM 1 hr FX Damages Season 2 premieres
Thursday, January 8
8 PM 1 hr ABC Ugly Betty Season 3 returns
30 min NBC My Name Is Earl Season 4 returns
8:30 PM 30 min NBC Kath and Kim Season 1 returns
9 PM 1 hr ABC Grey’s Anatomy Season 5 returns
9:30 PM 30 min NBC 30 Rock Season 3 returns
10 PM 1 hr ABC Private Practice Season 2 returns
1 hr NBC ER Season 15 returns
Friday, January 9
8 PM 1 hr CBS Ghost Whisperer Season 4 returns
1 hr NBC Howie Do It Series Premiere
1 hr FOX Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader Season 3 returns
30 min CW Everybody Hates Chris Season 4 returns
8:30 PM 30 min CW The Game Season 3 returns
9 PM 1 hr CBS Flashpoint Season 2 premieres
1 hr NBC Friday Night Lights Season 3 premieres
1 hr FOX Don’t Forget The Lyrics Season 2 returns
1 hr USA Monk Season 7 returns
10 PM 1 hr CBS Numb3rs Season 5 returns
1 hr USA Psych Season 3 returns
Sunday, January 11
8 PM 2 hr FOX 24 Premiere Event -Recap Season 7 preview
Monday, January 12
8 PM 2 hr FOX 24 Season 7 premiere
Tuesday, January 13
8 PM 1 hr FOX American Idol Season 8 premiere
Thursday, January 15
8 PM 1 hr FOX Bones Season 4 returns
1 hr CW Smallville Season 8 returns
9 PM 1 hr CBS CSI Season 9 returns
1 hr FOX Kitchen Nightmares Season 2 returns
1 hr CW Supernatural Season 4 returns
30 min NBC The Office Season 5 returns
10 PM 1 hr CBS Eleventh Hour Season 1 returns
1 hr A&E The Beast Series Premiere
Friday, January 16
10 PM 1 hr SciFi Battlestar Galactica Season 4 returns
Sunday, January 18
8 PM 30 min FOX The Simpsons Season 20 returns
8:30 PM 30 min FOX King of the Hill Season 13 returns
9 PM 30 min FOX Family Guy Season 7 returns
1 hr SHO The L Word Season 6 premiere
1 hr HBO Big Love Season 3 premiere
9:30 PM 30 min FOX American Dad Season 4 returns
10 PM 30 min SHO The United States of Tara Series Premiere
30 min HBO Flight of the Conchords Season 2 premieres
Monday, January 19
8 PM 1 hr FOX House (new timeslot) Season 5 returns
Tuesday, January 20
9 PM 1 hr FOX Fringe Season 1 returns
Wednesday, January 21
9 PM 2 hr ABC Lost Season 5 premiere
1 hr FOX Lie to Me Series Premiere
Thursday, January 22
10 PM 1 hr USA Burn Notice Season 2 returns
Monday, January 26
10 PM 1 hr TNT Trust Me Series Premiere
Wednesday, January 28
10 PM 1 hr ABC Life on Mars (new timeslot) Season 1 returns
Thursday, January 29
9 PM 1 hr FOX Hell’s Kitchen Season 5 premieres
Monday, February 2
8 PM 1 hr NBC Chuck Season 2 returns
9 PM 1 hr NBC Heroes Season 3 returns
10 PM 1 hr NBC Medium Season 2 premieres
Wednesday, February 4
9 PM 1 hr NBC Life Season 2 returns
Friday, February 13
8 PM 1 hr FOX Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles (new timeslot) Season 2 returns
9 PM 1 hr FOX Dollhouse Series premiere

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