Stop doing whatever it is you are doing right now, and imagine what you would do if you saw a tornado full of sharks coming at you. I know, I know, there is no real way you can answer that. That is what makes the Sharknado movies on SyFy so good. They are so beyond any normal, rational sense of scientific reasoning that they transcend stupidity and become like magic. Like poorly CG’d and poorly acted magic. We got some great news today for you rabid fans of Sharkando (all one of you, which is me). How about a three minute preview of the sequel?
What can anyone really say about a tornado of sharks that has not already been said? Yes, it is lunacy, but lunacy is what that network does best. Viewers don’t need science and reason when they watch these films. They just want to forget about life for a moment and lose themselves in something so over-the-top, it makes their insane lives seem normal. The following clip does that with great ease:
See, your Monday just got ten times better. Knowing that no matter what you do today, you will never be stuck in a train with the singer of Sugar Ray and a bunch of sharks. If that doesn’t make your day better, nothing will.