True Blood

At Fangtasia, Eric has provided Sookie with a proposition: she heads to Dallas, on his dime, to try and figure out what happened to the missing vampires, and he'll let Lafayette go free.  Bill isn't keen on this, but eventually asks for $10,000 for Sookie and insists that he will accompany her.  Pam throws Lafayette into the room.  Lafayette insists that he's done with vampires and will be retiring.  Bill carries him (like, literally carries him) out of the room.

The swinging party is still rocking at Maryann's place and Andy Bellefleur stops by.  Tara is surprised by Andy showing up.  Andy, meanwhile, is greeted by Maryann.  He says he's come by because of noise complaints and then hallucinates a pig (or Maryann made the pig disappear).  She hands him a drink and invites him to stay at the party.

Steve is having dinner with Jason and spouting about good and evil.  Sarah comes in to deliver pudding and I wonder whether Sarah's flirting with Jason or just pretending to.  Then I figure we'll learn more later and I'm not going to dwell on this now.

Jessica brings Hoyt over to Bill's house.  Hoyt shows Jessica how to play with the Wii (why does Bill have a Wii and I don't?) and she starts kissing him.  She gets freaked out when she vamps out on him, but he's into it.  He wants to keep going and she seemingly attacks him.

Cut to Bill and Sookie dropping Lafayette off at his house.  He insists that he's alright.  Inside, he collapses on his chair and starts to cry a little.