How awesome is Peter Dinklage from Game of Thrones? Don’t answer that. It is a rhetorical question. That would be like trying to answer “how big is the galaxy”. Really, he is so amazing, he is on his own scale. The Dinklage scale, I call it, and all awesome things I encounter in my life gets measured against it. Oh, is this meal good? Well, how good comparatively to just how awesome Peter Dinklage is. It was a good day? But how good on the D-scale? Well, even the D-scale just got forever reinvented after I saw this picture of the D-man rocking a glowing hula-hoop.
So really, let’s just take a quiet minute to bask in this perfection. When I look at this pic, all my joy receptors flood me at once. And whether you believe it or not, it takes an INCREDIBLY confident man to pull of the glowing hula hoop. And one thing no one can argue is that the D-man is pulling this off. Not only is he pulling this off, but in some inexplicable turn of events, he is making it look COOL. Do you even realize how lame any of us would look making the exact same picture?
If I posted me recreating that picture to my Facebook, I would be shamed out of my family. My friends would shun me. I would be alone and sad the rest of my life, but Peter Dinklage rocks it and make it look like new levels of cool.
Think about it. When was the last time you saw someone using a hula-hoop and didn’t roll your eyes. And this picture comes along, and in one felt swoop, the hula hoop is cool again. And do you know why that is? The D-scale, my friends. The D-scale.
In other words, Peter Dinklage makes ANYTHING cooler.