Mom Confronts Son about Porn While He’s Live Streaming Video Games

And just to think that this video was initially about a mom confronting her son about porn while he’s live streaming video games. It devolves pretty quickly into a fight between mother and son that escalates into the kid threatening to call ‘child support’. Now keep in mind that he probably means child services. I’m with a buddy of mine if a kid of mine ever says that to me, and will gladly, with a big smile on my face tell the kid “Call the cops and an ambulance too kid, because I’m not going to jail without a good reason.” Now to some of you that might sound extremely harsh and uncalled for in these PC and over-sensitive, huggy-feely times. But let’s remember back to a time when spankings, and I mean a swat on the butt, not a full-on beating, were considered a means of discipline, not child abuse. Beating your kid isn’t cool or even acceptable, but if a kid talked to me like this and was mine by law or blood then by God he’d be getting straightened out quick fast and in a big hurry.

The whole porn discussion turned into a shouting match when the kid tried to plead his case that a ‘virus’ scared him somehow after it diverted him to a porn site. Apparently he was trying to erase the virus, because apparently he’s such a prodigy by fifth grade that he knows how to do this. Hey, it could happen. But then he tries to explain that his pants fell down when he scooted out of his seat, you know, because the virus ‘scared him’. If you’re not laughing by this point then you might believe him or it’s happened to you in the past with your own kind and you don’t find it that amusing. But then things take a turn after his yelling bout.

Apparently his mom strikes him, not too hard it would seem since he can still pop off without crying. But boy oh boy does he pop off then. The name he calls his mom and the way he talks to her is something that might have gotten a lot of us either slapped silly or at least bent over our mother’s knee back in the day. For some of us it might have even meant a trip behind the woodshed. But aside from the favorite saying I used up in the first paragraph there’s another idea that’s a lot less violent and a lot more acceptable, to most people I would hope. The kid loves his video games, right? He refuses to turn them off and do as she says, right? Guess what? That video game is using electricity that his mother pays for, it’s occupying space in the home that his mother pays for, and as to ‘his room’ it’s still a part of the home that his MOTHER pays for. So here’s the part where the kid should learn that if he wants to talk to his mother like that she won’t even have to worry about him slapping her hands away or anything of the sort. Yank the cord out of the socket, gather up the system, and head straight down to the trash.

If you think that’s harsh, I didn’t even mention the worst thing that could happen. It involves a pair of scissors and the power cord. Call child services for that kid, and be sure to put it on speaker so your mom can hear how hard they laugh at you.



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