America’s Got Talent 6/12 Preview Clips – Bikes, Dancers, Contortionists, and Squirrels

Yes, I said Squirrels, talented Squirrels at that. Will Howard hurt the Squirrel’s feelings? Will Sharon kiss it? Will Howie spontaneously grow hair? For the answers to these questions and more you will need to tune into America’s Got Talent tonight at 9PM EST on NBC. Just do yourself a favor, don’t build up your hopes for the Squirrel to lay out some Susan Boyle level opera riffs, he skis–and we have video proof right here:

[jwplayer mediaid=”149316″]

Howard: Well guys, I don’t know about you, but we might as well call the contest right now. We have our winner right here.

Sharon: But Howard, the viewers haven’t voted yet.

Howard: F*ck the viewers.

Twiggy the Water-Skiing Squirrel is definitely a star in my book, and if things don’t work out on America’s Got Talent I smell a spinoff worthy of the Peacock brand: Marsupial’s Got Talent. Hey at least he isn’t a member of a dance crew. Speaking of dance crews:

[jwplayer mediaid=”149315″]

Yeah, cute kids dancing their heiny’s off … must be either America’s Got Talent or a piece of evidence from the Jerry Sandusky trial (pa-tat!). But seriously, these kids can dance right? Just like the million. other. dance … moving on:

We finish off our America’s Got Talent preview with two videos not for the faint of heart. First, the amazing American BMX Stunt Team. What makes them so amazing is they are the fiftieth audition this season to make Howard Stern say they were the “Best” he’d ever seen. I love Howard. He sees the best in everything.

[jwplayer mediaid=”149317″]

And finally the beautiful and flexible Lindsey Norton, whose Jell-O joints and rubber tendons are sure to impress the America’s Got Talent audience. Don’t forget to tune in tonight at 9PM on NBC to check out the numerous other ‘talents’ on display.

[jwplayer mediaid=”149318″]



Add Comment

Check Out This Blooper Reel From The Boys Season 1
The Possible Reason Captain Kirk’s Last Words Were “Oh My”
What Can We Expect from The New Clone High?
Why Metal Gear Solid Would be Better as a TV Series
The Truth on Being a Stunt Double in Action Movies
Captain America 4
Why Captain America’s Most Famous Speech is Flawed
10 of the Most Underappreciated Movie Lines of the 80s
Hugh Jackman Recalls Filming The Final Scene in Logan
10 Things You Didn’t Know about Rave Vanias
10 Things You Didn’t Know about Barry Brewer
Five Hollywood Romances That Were Allegedly Manufactured by Studios
10 Things You Didn’t Know about Quad Webb
Remembering Beloved Comic Artist Joe Sinnott
Did You Know Tony Montana Survived in a Scarface Comic Series?
The Five Most Inappropriate Marvel Characters Ever Created
A Live Action Secret Warriors is Reportedly in Development at Marvel
The Top Ten Dueling Monsters In Yu-Gi-Oh!
The Top Five Yu-Gi-Oh! Villains
Vinland Saga
Why You Should Be Watching Vinland Saga
Super Anime
Check Out Mario & Luigi: Super Anime Brothers
Dorkly Explains Why Video Game Characters Eat Bad Meat
A Gallery of Celebrities as Sailor Guardians from Sailor Moon
Horizon: Forbidden West Looks Amazing
Guy Provides In-Depth Reviews Of Video Game Bathrooms