New GirlÂ could have ended after last year’s season finale, which saw Winston and Aly engaged, Cece pregnant with a loving and supportive Schmidt by her side, and Nick and Jess finally back together. It could have ended with those elevator doors closing, Ellie Goulding’s “Green Light” scoring the whole scene. It could have ended there, but I’m so glad it didn’t. A last-minute, Hail-Mary pitch fromÂ New GirlÂ creator Liz Merriwether convinced FOX to let the comedy come back for a seventh and final season, one that jumped ahead three years so that Nick and Jess were a couple about to take the next step in their relationship, Schmidt and Cece were parents to their three-year-old daughter, Ruth, and Winston and Aly were married with a house of their own, and expecting their first child.
Not every episode from this season has been a standout, and honestly, very few of them reached the heights ofÂ New Girl‘s heyday (but in fairness, those are some pretty crazy heights to reach). But it didn’t matter to me because I enjoyed spending more time with these wonderfully weird characters, watching as they each evolved into slightly more responsible, slightly more mature versions of themselves. This entire final season has been a victory lap, a celebration of what makesÂ New GirlÂ such a special show and one of my favorite comedies of the past decade (quite possibly my favorite), and that celebration only gets amplified throughout the show’s one-hour series finale, as the loftmates get together to attend Nick and Jess’s wedding and then spend one last day together in the loft reminiscing about all the moments that brought them together. All of it is sweet but never too sappy, emotionally authentic without ever sacrificing the opportunity for a damn good joke, and odd and strange and goofy in the best of ways. Essentially, the finale isÂ New GirlÂ at its mostÂ New Girl, and that’s what makes it so darn perfect.
The first half hour of the finale, “The Curse of the Pirate Bride,” is a great culmination of Nick and Jess’s romantic journey throughout the past seven seasons. It features plenty of nods to early installments, as Russell tries to break them up by using the valet cards he had them write on back during their first date. The two of them also mention how they first kissed while Jess was still dating Sam, and Jess’s parents walk her down the (hospital) aisle to Phil Collins’s “A Groovy Kind of Love,” which played during Nick and Jess’s iconic chicken dance in the series’ third episode ever.
When everything that can go wrong begins to go wrong, though, including Jess scratching her cornea with a dog toy and having to wear an eye patch (with a hilarious googly eye on top of it) during the ceremony, Nick and Jess start to believe they might be cursed, but it doesn’t take them too long to realize that this “curse” is just who they are. Things never go according to plan for them; they’re always weird and messy and never one hundred percent perfect. But that goes back to what Jess said last week in “Mario” about Nick’s proposal: “It’s perfect for us.” And just like that proposal, Nick and Jess’s wedding is perfect for them because it’s not traditional, and it brings everyone who is most important in their lives, including a mid-labor Aly and over-excited Winston, together. That’s all they need. That’s all that matters.
And the group being back together again is also the most essential part of the finale’s second half, “Engram Pattersky,” which focuses on the five loftmates saying goodbye to the place that first united them as Nick and Jess prepare to move out of the loft within 24 hours after being evicted. Jess, of course, is the ringleader of this walk down memory lane. She calls Schmidt, Cece, and Winston over not to help her and Nick pack but to do things they’ve never done in the loft, such as stand out on the balcony all together, and to reflect on the many memories they created while living in the apartment together, some of which we have seen and others (like Jess hilariously being attracted to Winston for a couple minutes) we have not. For Jess, the loft is the place where she met all of them, where they all became friends, and thus it is the place where all the best things in her life happened.
All in all,Â New Girl‘s final half hourÂ is more funny than it is sappy, and that’s true to the show itÂ has always been, especially in its later seasons. Sure, the comedy could get dramatic and emotional when it wanted to, and when it decided to do that, it almost always did it well. However, more often than not, each week was a new farce with these wacky group of idiots, a cast of characters (and actors) who were always funny and got to make us laugh with their stupid antics on a consistent basis. That’s why it’s fitting thatÂ “Engram Pattersky” plays like a greatest hits album forÂ New Girl, featuring a glimpse at the first-ever Winston and Cece mess-around, a collection of old junk that includes Nick’s garbage wand and Schmidt’s penis cast, and, of course, one last game of True American.
But within the magical nonsense that is True American, Liz Merriwether and her team find a small but powerful way to supply an emotional gut punch, as the scene of the gang playing the game in the present suddenly transforms into a flash-forward of them playing True American again but this time with cans of soda alongside their kids. It’s a simple but effective transition, one that had me going straight from laughter to tears, as we see Nick and Jess’s son in a Chicago Bears jersey, Winston and Aly’s DanBill running around with a sibling, and an older Ruth helping to lead the game for all the youngsters. And the most important part of it is that Jess, Nick, Schmidt, Winston, and Cece are still together. They might be older and married and have kids, they might not live together anymore, but despite the busyness of their lives, they continue to make time for each other in the future, just like they make time for each other during what they think will be their last day in the loft. No matter what changes life has thrown the group’s way over the past seven seasons, the one constant has been their friendship with each other.
That’s why, throughout its seven-season run, even with all the new jobs and relationships and pets (R.I.P. Furguson) that have come and gone throughout the years,Â New GirlÂ has always been a series about the home we find within our group of friends. Because our friends are the family we choose to have, a family that love and accepts us for our flaws, not in spite of them. The loftmates onÂ New GirlÂ chose to be a family, just like Nick and Jess chose to marry each other and Schmidt chose to be a stay-at-home dad for his daughter and Winston chose to name his son DanBill. Life is a constant series of choices, some big and some small, but no choice is more important than deciding on the people you want to have in your life.Â New Girl‘s character chose each other and are all the better for it.
It was a much smaller decision when I chose to watchÂ New GirlÂ seven years ago and vowed to stick with it, through all its ups and downs, but just like Jess, Nick, Schmidt, Winston, and Cece, I’m better for it. It’s been an ever-present source of joy in my life, a way to escape from the harshness of reality, and I’ve loved every second I’ve spent with the loftmates of 4D. Thanks for the laughs, cheers, tears, and so much more,Â New Girl. You’re the funniest, weirdest, and best show about friendship a guy like me could ask for.
- I don’t think I could have dreamed up a better way for the series to end than with Winston revealing that his greatest prank of all-time was pretending to evict Jess and Nick from the loft. How elaborate the prank was (Winston called in favors from Sadie, Fawn Moscato, and Principal Foster, to name a few, and even created Engram Pattersky offices!), and Nick’s screaming reaction to it, made it the absolute perfect way forÂ New GirlÂ to close out its story. Not sad or sentimental but straight-up hilarious. That’s Prank Sinatra for you, ladies and gentlemen.
- There are too many amazing character returns in these two episodes to fully list, but my favorite has to be Tran coming back for Nick and Jess’s wedding. As always, his conversations with Nick had me chuckling (Of course, Tran writes racist poems), but I was nearly crying from laughter when he showed in the back of Russell’s limo, delivering one chilling word: “Drive.”
- Jess struggling to say “tuchuses” and Schmidt attempting to help her pronounce it correctly is one of so many small scenes that had me cackling throughout this finale. Dumb, little exchanges like that between characters were alwaysÂ New Girl‘s specialty.
- All of the Nick/Schmidt stuff in this finale is gold, from Nick hiding all of the foot lotion from him over the years to the flashback of Schmidt telling Nick that the girl of his dreams would be dressed just like him. But the best moment, of course, has to be when Nick finally tells Schmidt he loves him. I’m glad we and Schmidt finally got to hear him say it.
- What makes Winston and Cece’s confess-around the best is how emotional they get. “Babe.” “Babe.”
- “I look like a prostitute from an Old West movie named Winks.” And now I just want a spin-off web series with Jess going on adventures as Winks with Nick by her side as Pepperwood. Guest appearances from Winston as RetiredÂ Rear Admiral J.Â Garagearoo as well, please.
- “Are we really calling him DanBill? It sounds like a weird city in Iowa.”
- “I love you. Also, your wang is out.”
- “For the first time in my life, I realize my feet can be more than weapons.”
- “You sweet, goblin-eyed dumb-dumb.”
- “I tore my anus. I tore my anus.”
- “Don’t you have enough wives? You slut!”
- “It’s time for the mess-around to become the confess-around.”
- “Who’s that girl? It’s your favorite b***h, Jess.”
- “JFK!” “FDR!”
- “Are we doing this, Jessica Day?” “We are doing this, Nick Miller.”
- And that’s it forÂ New Girl, my friends! I’ve covered the show here on TVOvermind since the beginning of Season 2. It was my first consistent writing gig, and I feel so lucky to have gotten to review a show that I love so much. I’ll missÂ New Girl and its characters terribly. Thank you all for taking the time to read, share, and comment on these reviews over the years. It’s truly been a pleasure.
What did you think about the series finale ofÂ New Girl? What are your thoughts on the show as a whole now that it’s over? What your favorite scenes, lines, or characters? Comment below and let me know so we can continue to celebrate one my favorite comedies of all-time.
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New Girl Series Finale Review: "The Curse of the Pirate Bride"/"Engram Pattersky"
The loftmates gets together to celebrate Nick and Jess’s wedding and remember the good times at the loft in New Girl‘s wonderful series finale.